STONERS' JOKE
So there's this monkey up in the tree smoking a joint. He's enjoying himself just fine when a slithery, green lizards slithers to the footof the tree and notices the monkey. He looks up at the monkey and cocks his little head and asks what the monkey is doing up in the tree. The monkey replies that he is smoking a joint and invites the friendly lizard to join him. The lizard happily slithers up the tree and sits beside the monkey and the two of them share another joint. A short time later, after a few such joints, the lizard complains how thirsty he has become and informs the monkey that he would like to go take a drink from the stream to quench his thirst. Upon arriving at the neary stream, the lizard is so stoned that he falls head first into the water. A local crocodile rescues the lizard and inquires about his whereabouts. When the lizard tells the crock about how he and the monkey had been smoking those joints up in a tree, the crock decides he must find out for himself if this is in fact true. The crock glides up to the tree, where the monkey is still smoking his joint, to investigate. The monkey looks down and sees the crock eying him from the foot of the tree and says,"What the hell? How much can you drink already?"