JOKE OF THE DAY (I use this with my cutomers now... I made it up.)

"So our appointment is 5 o'clock CUTCO time - That's 5 o'clock SHARP!"

TIP OF THE DAY

The best advice she ever gave me was this: WEAR A TAMPON
(Believe me when I say... It'll be easier around the men.)
You never know who/what might give you the weoriuqweporikjdnoissewkjhndfkjashdfh...
Yeah.