shvex. thats all.

watch out, buster.

WANNA KNOW JUST HOW GAY?
As gay as a flamingo... in a tutu... singing "bye bye Miss American Pie"... on a rock... in a huge fountain... in the middle of Lake George. THAT'S how gay!
With one leg stretched out in an expression of, "hello, like WHAT are you TALKING about? Oh my GAWD!" THATS's how gay.

(follow up on appointment with gay neighbors this morning)
- they liked my knives, at least... but yah, no doubt about it...
Gay as Gay as Gay as Gay as Gay is and always will be.
(kinda sounds like that could be a song. have a crack at it.)